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The bots are out of control!

Postby Old Craywyn » Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:54 am

They're taking over, I suggest everyone stays inside, bar all your windows and doors, make sure you're secure. Help is on it's way!
Information we currently have suggest the bot attacks started after Christmas, firstly they were remote and didn't seem to bad now they're everywhere! Posting on everything!!!

The attacks have reached a state of BROWN alert!!! (Brown alert - A state of emergency 1 up from Red and 2 down from Purple).
I'm quite quite mad

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Re: The bots are out of control!

Postby Svart likdöd helvete » Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:15 am

Black is the most dangerous color, alright! I hope it doesn't come to that.
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Re: The bots are out of control!

Postby Hoj » Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:12 pm

I've noticed the bot situation. There's this certain one that's proper loving it, making more posts than any of us!

I've just upgraded to the latest version of phpbb as well, but no, no automated bot control here! CEEBS mods or more useless captchas. We need a new forum - what do you recommend, Svart?
"I searched through the alterable values of flug gb.mfa but couldn't find Eric, Hoj, Alex or the Spaghetti Monster. Therefore Eric must exist, but Hoj, Alex and the Spaghetti Monster must not exist."
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Re: The bots are out of control!

Postby Old Craywyn » Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:28 pm

1 - 0 to the bots =(
I'm quite quite mad

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Re: The bots are out of control!

Postby Svart likdöd helvete » Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:32 pm

Hoj wrote:I've noticed the bot situation. There's this certain one that's proper loving it, making more posts than any of us!

I've just upgraded to the latest version of phpbb as well, but no, no automated bot control here! CEEBS mods or more useless captchas. We need a new forum - what do you recommend, Svart?


Get Joomla/Kunena. It has all the features IPB had, but is linked togheter with joomla creating the most awesome fucking website possible. I've known from the start phpbb was going to make a shitty forum. It's not the fault of the developers, however, but the fault of the lazy fucks who can't be bothered to mod it. It takes fucking 2 minutes installing f.e the YouTube mod to enable embedding of youtube videos, yet nobody has done it!

If we swithced to IPB we wouldn't get our old bords back, we'd get the new IPB version instead- which sucks major cock- atleast according to me. The reason some (like E!) want's to switch back to IPB is because of nostaligia. He actually belives IPB was as good as his faulty memory claims it to be, but you and me, Hoj, -we know diffrent.

We really need a wysiwyg editor to make posts with like IPB had. I'm not sure Kunena has that. It's a shame.
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Re: The bots are out of control!

Postby Old Craywyn » Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:13 am

Lets DO IT!
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Re: The bots are out of control!

Postby xela » Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:20 pm

Hoj wrote:There's this certain one that's proper loving it


LOL mate.

They come in here, speaking their funny languages. At least with the old bots I could read about how to enlarge my money and make penis online. But cba google translate. Not happy.
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Re: The bots are out of control!

Postby Old Craywyn » Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:07 am

Its horrendous
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Re: The bots are out of control!

Postby E-Man » Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:36 pm

Svart likdöd helvete wrote:
Hoj wrote:I've noticed the bot situation. There's this certain one that's proper loving it, making more posts than any of us!

I've just upgraded to the latest version of phpbb as well, but no, no automated bot control here! CEEBS mods or more useless captchas. We need a new forum - what do you recommend, Svart?


Get Joomla/Kunena. It has all the features IPB had, but is linked togheter with joomla creating the most awesome fucking website possible. I've known from the start phpbb was going to make a shitty forum. It's not the fault of the developers, however, but the fault of the lazy fucks who can't be bothered to mod it. It takes fucking 2 minutes installing f.e the YouTube mod to enable embedding of youtube videos, yet nobody has done it!

If we swithced to IPB we wouldn't get our old bords back, we'd get the new IPB version instead- which sucks major cock- atleast according to me. The reason some (like E!) want's to switch back to IPB is because of nostaligia. He actually belives IPB was as good as his faulty memory claims it to be, but you and me, Hoj, -we know diffrent.

We really need a wysiwyg editor to make posts with like IPB had. I'm not sure Kunena has that. It's a shame.


Like E?

I don't mind what boards we use. lol I miss the old IPB because those were the days, and the community we had then was the major reason. haha
I'm all for whatever makes the site look better. :)
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Re: The bots are out of control!

Postby Hoj » Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:12 pm

E-Man wrote:I miss the old IPB because those were the days

legendary quote right there.
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Re: The bots are out of control!

Postby xela » Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:00 pm

Innit, but m2k will be big again soon. I can feel it in my bones lads.
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Re: The bots are out of control!

Postby Old Craywyn » Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:26 pm

GO ON THE M2K!
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Re: The bots are out of control!

Postby E-Man » Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:53 pm

All I want to see is activity in MMF again. :D
Even though there were a lot of noobish questions, it was fun to see people were coming here for help.

Now if we didn't chase em all off..lol
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Re: The bots are out of control!

Postby Hoj » Sat Apr 21, 2012 4:32 pm

I will sort the mmf2 section first innit.
"I searched through the alterable values of flug gb.mfa but couldn't find Eric, Hoj, Alex or the Spaghetti Monster. Therefore Eric must exist, but Hoj, Alex and the Spaghetti Monster must not exist."
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