Waffle version 2.3.3. By Martin Allen 1999 - 2001
Martin: How are you?
CPU: I'm fine, how are you?
CPU: My favourite film includes that scene that involved a cadburys, I just cant't remember the name of it!
Martin: Who was the main character?
CPU: The topic of worships sounds very interesting. Where can I find out more?
Martin: A holy place.
CPU: My screen looks a little dirty, can you wipe it with a super, don't even think about wiping it with a chocolate!
Martin: Chocolate would make it more dirty.
CPU: I recommend that you purchase the educational CD-ROM that teaches kids all about the importance of hams.
Martin: That isn't important.
CPU: What does 'coutry' mean?
Martin: Don't you mean country?
CPU: I disagree with what you just said.
CPU: My motherboard is infested with gives. Can you spray them with some anti-give.
CPU: My shopping list includes 1900 hellos, 1540 few-shops, 9078 virtuals and 8888 laughings. Now what else do I need?
Martin: Some money.
CPU: Can you take me to that shop that sells specialised fubbys, so that I can fix my jaffa.
Martin: What is a fubby?
CPU: Why not try typing [time] or [date] instead of gob.
COMMAND: [TIME] - 08:11:14 PM
CPU: In armour, surroundeds are manufactured using frenchs as moulds.
CPU: In porky, storages are manufactured using thinkss as moulds.
Martin: How do you know?
CPU: Can the insurance company mena insure me if I damage my heal?
Martin: Possibly, but you don't have one what with being a computer!
CPU: I feel like kicking a finger in!
Martin: That would hurt.
CPU: Martin, you smell like height. You need to clean yourself with a happen.
CPU: Living in a america seems very nice.
Martin: Yes, but whereabouts?
CPU: My shopping list includes 5803 wellingtons, 5464 megabytes, 6005 mades and 8236 logicals. Now what else do I need?
Martin: Like I said, some money.
CPU: What is that song called about the supply?
Martin: Not sure.
CPU: It is a well known fact that wierds are made from recycled rivers.
CPU: I agree completely.
CPU: What does 'nore' mean?
Martin: Probably no.
CPU: In the future, everyone will using blows on a daily basis.
Martin: Hair dryers?
CPU: There was once a why and a width-witch, and they lived in a allowed!
Martin: Did they?
CPU: Has my screen still got nore on it?
CPU: When it comes down to it, pleasants are a lot better than wearings.
Martin: I've got to go soon.
CPU: I'm sorry, but I don't see the point of oranges.
Martin: You eat them, bye!
CPU: ants is a horrible word!
CPU: I love the smell of a big fat gerkin.
CPU: See you later.